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Jelena, now a new and improved *long distance* weirdo magnet

This skill of mine to attract to weirdest, seediest of guys will not help me in life, unless i decide to become a stripper or escort.

Anyway, meet Creepy Phone Guy. Creepy Phone Guy called me at seven this morning asking me, "are you an attractive single female from canada?" Mind you, this was after a good minute of "who are you?"/"no, who are YOU?". Being the dolt that I am, and due to a built in 'can't hang up on people' mechanism I actually sit there and listen to this guy. I don't understand why he's even still on the line, I can't stop laughing at him, and how is that a turn on? He's getting really dumb now, asking me for my girlfriends' numbers, and if I've ever watched *insert random lude acts here*. So, I figure that's enough and I'm about to hang up, and he goes "oh, come on just let me do my little thing here..." Then I did the next smartest thing to just hanging up, I giggled and said 'hehe, little, no thanks' and then hung up.

What a way to wake up, eh?

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