The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Cut to me doing a happy dance because Ryan wasn't too chickenshit to tell Marissa to take her skanky ass elsewhere. Also note, my nagging need to sleep with Adam Brody. Sigh, not even the bad acting could turn me off the o.c. Redeeming quality (other than the pretty boys): Sandy, coolest dad ever.
Edit: Was that an insanely cool version of Wonderwall or what??
Alright, that's that, I'm sorry but it needed to be said. There will also be much gushing tomorrow, so apologies ahead of time.
The other thing I wanted to mention was drinking. It's stupid. Actually that's not true, drinking is fine, gets your heart rate up, and unclogs ateries and whatnot, and hell, it's fun. That was way too many commas. Anyway, what IS stupid is the people who drink. Those of them who figure it's perfectly fine to talk down to me, as if it's some sort of amazing accomplishement on their part that they go out on Fridays and drink out of unlabeled cups in some shitty basement. And to tell me of their riveting stories about cops showing up, which are mostly BS anyway. I hate being patted on the head and being told, 'aw, it's ok Jelena, we'll be sure to provide you with all the pretentious bullshit that we think makes us cool'. Well, fuck you. Excuse me, for being smart enough to wait until I had enough mature brain cells to make a proper decision, and for not knowing the price of booze because I don't tag along with my parents, or irresponsible older sibling, at LCBO and make sure I know which drink would make me look coolest.
That wasn't directed at anyone who reads this, and i know who you are, and I think you're exteremely cool and helpful to me about the above mentioned. I'm talking about 'them'. The clones. The guys who do everything but rub shoe polish on their faces to pretend that they're something they're not. The girls who all dress exactly the same in fear that they'll be *gasp* individual and unique. We're all guilty of assimilating somewhat to this monster we call high school, but these people are making a lifestyle choice to be assholes. You are all posers, and I hope you never make it anywhere in life except getting (/get someone) pregnant in the back of your mom's car.
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