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Almost a humbug

I don't celebrate Christmas. I never have. When I was little, I made this beautiful angel ornament thing at school, and I brought it home all proud and naive. My dad yelled at me and wouldn't put it on the tree; I didn't even know why until only a couple of years ago. Maybe circumstances like that account for my lack of belief in humanity.

We give gifts on New Year's though. Millions of advertising dollars were well spent on us.

Today, I accomplished nothing, and I want to share that with you...in the form of upcoming movies!!

Win A Date With Tad Hamilton
Feel-good, think-nothing movie. I actually completely changed my mind about Tad, and it was only a trailer! Bonus:...the HOTNESS!!! I am only a girl after all.

Along Came Polly
He's not Zoolander, she's not Rachael. It's worth it right there. Bonus: A ferret!

Taking Lives
Mystery movies own all. Plus I'm hoping for some Martinez/Jolie tension. Heh. Bonus: Kiefer's creepy voice.

Garfield!!
I am ashamed. I think this looks....good...Bonus: Jennifer Love doesn't look like a whore!

Eurotrip
Incidentally from the people that brought you Road Trip! Bonus: The creepy Italian dude, "Wonder Sex", and the appearance of Kristin Kreuk

Envy
Just because Jack Black owns. Bonus: Christopher Walken

Chances are I'll probably wait for all of these on PPV. *sigh* Anyone want to go to the movies?

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